Sam Mcteague

Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.

"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."

by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018

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A woman named Sam who is blonde, short, and has a phat ass.

Omg did you see Samantha?? She’s a total Sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

Sam

Tattletale,Potter head,creepy,annoying,wannabe.

Sams over there

by A S!MP December 30, 2021

sam

is a player

sam is a player

by gugh gtu k May 5, 2022

Code of the Sam's

Sam's always help each other it's what they do.

Hey could you help me move this couch?

Why would I do that?

The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!

by /H July 30, 2021

Samming

To smoke a blunt/pipe out of rotation order.

Josh: Isn't it my hit?

Eric: Ya i think greg is samming it

by Jaketheman69 March 2, 2019

Sam Appreciation Day

If you have a Sam you should appreciate him on March the 13th Annually.

It's Sam Appreciation Day, appreciate your Sam.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022