Dirty Octopus

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.

Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013

Dirty terese

When a lesbian pulls dildo out of her girls ass then uses her mouth to suck it clean.

I didnt want to put my dildo away covered in shit. So I did a dirty terese.

by Railingemharder July 5, 2019

Dirty sunny

When a girl cracks a egg and suck it out of partners anus.

Aye dude that girl is a FREAK she will Dirty sunny you in the bathroom at Denny’s

by Dontmesswiththelovemonkey March 31, 2020

dirty kirsty

When a guy fucks you while you're on your period then dick slaps you in the forehead so you resemble Simba.

Wow, she just got Dirty Kirsty'd.

by Ssshane April 6, 2020

Dirty Tilde

A person who is better then people who start with the letters S,M,E and N. A “Dirty Tilde” is also the baddest bich on earth.

“She is such a Dirty Tilde”

by Dragonslayer113 April 14, 2020

Dirty Geraldine

Having sex with a black man while your husband loves it.

Ped's mum is a dirty Geraldine

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

Dirty Betsy

When the female is being penetrated in the vag by her partners fat toe. Then the middle toe is inserted into the asshole repeatedly. If this act is done correctly the female will shit themselves causing an orgasm.

Wow, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a dirty betsy last night! It was fucking amazing!

by hotma34 April 15, 2020