Lane Wife

The girl you always share a Lane with during swim practice.
Person 1: Why do you always split a Lane with her?

Person 2: Because she is my Lane wife.
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hoosoo's wife

a hardworking woman who was lucky enough to be hoosoo's wife.
is that hoosoo's wife
yes omg so cool
by baddiejojox July 04, 2021
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wife face

I could never cum on her face, because she will be/is the mother of my children. She has a wife face

When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face
by NotoriousJoyous February 15, 2014
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Weak wife

A woman who simply wants a man for a “title” to be called “wifey “. But her man the husband of all hoes & stays cheating on her . Wifey has no money and is a dummy bitch who gets circles ran on her while she home like a slave to cook, clean & babysit . Her pussy is trash & head game is weak. She portrays a fake happy life online but deep down is miserable cuz she’s stuck & has nothing going for herself; no goals, no money has no ambition but be the perfect doormat for her hubby’s disposal like a goofy ass bitch . Weak wives let their hubby’s have babies on them , multiple hoes on the side & still she remains like the proud clown she is .
I couldn’t imagine being stuck in a embarrassing relationship , that’s weak wife shit
by TrueSpitta June 15, 2020
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Rescue Wife

A beautiful wife, or thoroughbred, who is broken or has issues. Like a rescue purebred you cannot otherwise afford or deserve once purchased you realise he/she has had a traumatic life and will require extra attention and care for the life of the marriage.
You are an average looking guy with and average income but have somehow landed a knockout. She is probably a rescue wife with history.
by davesandiego February 24, 2011
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Gym wife

A female gym buddy who is super cute, athletic, and a boss lady in the gym but isn't your actual girlfriend because she can deadlift and squat more than you.
No dude we're not dating she's just my gym wife.
by Yogibear1896 October 10, 2017
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Armani wife

1. A socialite, dressed primarily in haute couture labels.

2. Armani suits are currently the top male line of "power suits". So a woman married to one of these top executives, would be an "Armani Wife", she's married to a man in an expensive designer suit. He's one of her little accessories.

*I suppose you could also be a Chanel wife or a Dior Wife.
I saw his Armani Wife.

Grace and Rowena in movie "Perfect Stranger".
by To carpensi from advisor September 25, 2007
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