Theo

Theo may seem gay but is very straight, straighter than you!
They are very nice and gender neutral because gender is a concept created by The Jedi

Sometimes they may seem nice but only to use you for their own purposes but that is not for all Theos
Kind of a sociopath but is loyal when you get to know them

Q: Hey Theo how’s your boyfriend
Theo: I’ve gotta girlfriend you Karen

by Jonathan_mother September 27, 2022

Theo

If you have the name Theo that means your are a sexy and beautiful man with a massive Penis that people compare it to Big Ben. Theo also means God in Greek so people refer to you as The God with the Big Dick.

My friend wants a Theo sized Penis.

by You ones truley Big Cock November 23, 2021

Theo Kay

Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.

Vanessa: "OMG is that Theo Kay?!"

Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"

by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022

Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!

Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.

by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025

Theos

Lads got a god sized dick because his name means god in greek.

I slapped him with my Theos sized dick.

by designtheos November 25, 2021

Theo

The Greek word for God, or Holy. Theo's are badasses and don't give a fuck about people because they are Gods.

All mighty Theo, may you help us in our problem?

No.

by Fortnite Tyler Ninja Blevins December 19, 2020

Theo

known for having no pp and not being a guy

oh hi theo how are you? im not good theo I wasnt feeling good theo but right now im doing a presentation and failing very bad im kidding cause the teacher is probobally watching us ok "Theo"

by not_____tyler February 25, 2020