Theo

Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.

Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.

by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023

Theo

Theo a man child who hex’s people when they don’t want them to be overly possessive of them

Theo is also a pee pee poo poo stinky man who throws fits when he doesn’t get his way

Sam: have you met the new kid?
Tammy: no! Haven’t you heard? He’s a Theo! I’d stay far away from that trash man

by Yourewelcomeforcoronatime March 18, 2020

Theo Shah

Very mysterious. The mystery is how far back his hairline is...

1. Theo Shah is short
2. Theo Shah's hairline is yet to be found.

by Titsuro November 21, 2021

Theo

A guy with a huge dick and loves all people with level Big tits and asses. Ngl everyone want to fuck this man. A woman said "I had sex with Theo 9 months ago and she said god dayum only tip of could get in me also now i have a child with a big dick so i can fuck him everyday!!"

"I want to have a anal with Theo"

by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023

Theo

Good kid nice but takes things to far sometimes

Hay it's theo

by Starfinder8 June 2, 2021

Theo

He is the god of gods. Has a great personality but a microscopic pp.

“I broke up with Theo the second I saw the size of his pp. Pathetic.”

by Snoofylol July 23, 2022

Theo Schmidt

Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.

Wow, now that’s a Theo Schmidt

by TakyT2005 September 9, 2021