Tree Fetish

A bizarre condition, affecting mostly middle-aged salesmen, which is also known as Dendrophilia.

Due to his Tree Fetish we needed to keep little lewis out of the forest, he's a dendrophiliac.

by raymilne June 09, 2010

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tree bark

street for LSD

Yo, I'm trippin' off that tree bark.

by James Marzec+ April 23, 2009

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tree nigger

A word used to describe a person of native Descent

Damn I lost my whole paycheck at the tree niggers casino

In Alaska the tree niggers get free money for the oil pipelines

by chessest crust June 26, 2010

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holiday tree

A pine tree that is either plastic or real, in which people decorate for christmas. But the people who sell them call them holiday trees instead of christmas trees, because they didnt want to offend anyone, except people who celebreate christmas. So it won't offend anyone who doesnt celebrate christmas even though it offends everyone who celebrates christmas. Who ever came up with this idea of calling it a holiday tree should get a punch in the face and a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THE ASS.

Holiday tree MY ASS, it's called a christmas tree you dumb fucks.

by The Legend of Zelda December 21, 2004

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tree fiddy

three dolla's and fifty cents, additionally if you ever see the loch ness monster DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MONEY!

I said "we'll take a box of the graham crunch. How much will that be?" Well she looked at me and said "That'll be about tree fiddy." Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!

by Aaron Blorosum September 13, 2010

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