moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008

Robot Sex

Having sex whilst sleeping.

“Gee Bob, you really love to have robot sex with me, after I’ve had a long hard day, don’t you? Well, I hope you enjoyed it!”

by Treyk89 June 27, 2023

robot thot

CGI/robotic/fake/virtual Instagram models like Lil Miquela and Bermuda

“Omg I love Lil Miquela!”
“Eh, I think those robot thots are creepy & set unrealistic expectations for women’s bodies.”

by exmachina2000 November 18, 2019

Robot Talk

1. The sound made by people typing a text message with their keypad tones on.

*beep *beepbeep *beep *beepbeepbeep

Please turn off your keypad tones, the robot talk is annoying.

by Cubis_Max January 29, 2010

Robot Sex

It's when the guy nuts and bolts.

Did he stay the night? Naw, we just had robot sex.

by Mare Dejiz April 8, 2023

I, Robot

An 'I, Robot' is when you jizz on someones faces and let it dry, leaving the recipient resembling the robot from the Will Smith's classic fil adaptation of 'I, Robot'

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an 'I, Robot' last night? What did it feel like?

P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good

by hainlad October 12, 2020

robot emoji

when someone just keeps repeating the same things and talking the same way. it's almost as if they are a robot specifically programmed to repeat themselves.

"Cheeto lookin ahh boi. Bro looks like a banana. blud has to be from ohio. No rizz No rizz!💀" 🤖🤖🤖🤖 robot emoji

by hoodspeakhater June 29, 2023