Wacky Packages

Series of trading cards produced by Topps Parodying consumer products

Wacky Packages is the best

by SPrice1980 April 11, 2022

Package Boy

Neil's obviously preferred nickname :

Me: " awww you're such a cute package boy! "
Him: " SHUT UP "

by someonesdaughterisusingthislol February 20, 2022

That "Package"

HIV/AIDS

Damn, did you hear about Darren James
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲

by pornstar1 May 14, 2023

Package stacking

When two bros go to bone a chick but they are in disagreement over who gets what hole. Therefore they come to a compromise and tape there dicks together using duct tape and pound the chick. To ensure their dicks aren't touching, they slide a thin piece of folded notebook paper in between their dicks.

Ian and I were about to scrap when we couldn't agree over who should get to penetrate what hole on this classy broad. We eventually came to a compromise and decided that package stacking would be the way to go. We made her squirm like a harpooned whale and she is not going to be able to walk for days!

by The real Dick pepper August 9, 2015

Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.

Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.

by ride6red June 1, 2009

package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

package jacker

A man who excessively masturbates, to the point where his penis has grown in length exponentially, due to the number of times he has jacked off.

"Wow, you're cock is so big! You must be a package jacker!"

by RobloxPu55yEater May 29, 2018