When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.
I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?
I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.
I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.
by Snowy11 July 03, 2022
being extremely unlucky in a game of valorant, which includes but is not limited to getting one-tapped, wiffing, timing and other things that helps make you die.
by monthreview January 20, 2023
When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.
Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
by flannelhats January 08, 2011
Charm , personality , sex appeal that is unforgettable . Just a taste and they get sprung and lose they damn mind . Therapy often necessary after to assist with withdrawal symptoms. The best ever lucky to have had .
His grand momma was talking bout some cunningham curse like it was voodoo or something. Laughing like it was a joke , til he put me away drippin and wet !! Actually a blessing shit ! Til I got ghosted !
by Han $olo September 03, 2023
The strongest attack in any RPG ever. Has only appeared once in the original SNES/SFC version of Final Fantasy IV (II in the OG US release) and is only used against the part when entering the "negative zone" which can be accessed by moving up and down the stairs in "Dwarf Castle" 255 times without exiting the area. This strange dimension is extremely unstable, and one wrong imput can trigger the "Curse of Extinction" attack which will delete ALL YOUR SAVE FILES and possibly even BRICK YOUR CONSOLE. Yes, even modern day PCs running the game via emulation. However, if used correctly, the glitch allows you to skip from "Dwarf Castle" straight to the final battle in the "Lunar Ruins," so whole the risk is high the reward is great, especially for speedruns. And yes, this is canon to the game's lore, believe it or not, though this obscure glitch was patched in all future versions starting with the PS1 version. (after which include the GBA, DS, PSP, Mobile/PC, and Pixel Remaster versions) This infamous attack returns in the 2.0 version of Meteo Chronicles, also known as Meteo Chronicles R, used by the ultimate superboss "NAMELESS" which while it does delete your save, thankfully no longer has the chance to brick your console.
Guy 1: Oblivion Overdrive is the strongest attack in Final Fantasy, bar none.
Guy 2: Nah fam, Curse of Extinction is way stronger.
Guy 1: WTF is that? Never heard of it.
Guy 2: Bro, it's from the original FF4. I'd deletes your save and bricks your console, and can only be triggered by using a glitch.
Guy 1: Bro that's wild!
Guy 2: Nah fam, Curse of Extinction is way stronger.
Guy 1: WTF is that? Never heard of it.
Guy 2: Bro, it's from the original FF4. I'd deletes your save and bricks your console, and can only be triggered by using a glitch.
Guy 1: Bro that's wild!
by KrimsonKatt January 25, 2022
A curse that affects those who Blog on Tumblr. They stay on Tumblr, refreshing their dashboard in hopes of another post, until early morning hours. But when they finally go to bed, they are plagued with the thought of what their Night Blogging Tumblr Friends would be posting. They will not be able to sleep because of these thoughts and will wake up as sleep deprived zombies, but this is cured by another dose of Tumblr, which starts the cycle again.
Non-Tumblogger: Holy Shit, what happened to you?
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...
Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...
Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.
by sanchow March 27, 2013
Austin: Hey who did you draft for NvW?
Andrew: Adam why?
Austin: Yikes, you really drafted the Adam Curse?
Andrew: Adam why?
Austin: Yikes, you really drafted the Adam Curse?
by Tip Toe Mikey July 16, 2019