A chubby, very unattractive, self-centered boy who denies being gay. He likes to masturbate using tomatoes and other fruit. He's also known for being fingered in public places.
girl: "Christopher Pena?? He's such a man-slut! Guys kept taking turns with him in the closet last night at the party! He walked out with a big smile, and white shit running down his chin!"
by ilovetoeatpiesometimes November 28, 2010
Get the Christopher Penamug. verb: when Christopher Walken or any character he plays acts in a cool,calm,collected manner sometimes even smiles and laughs in a non chalantly so as to catch one off guard then suddenly and completely kicks one's ass and totally obliterates one...then just walks away like nothing happened.
A flawles example of Christopher walkin' is when he pushes Michelle Pfieffer out the window in Batman Returns.
by Lycanthropiachic December 24, 2009
Get the Christopher walkin'mug. by Curt Curt January 12, 2022
Get the Christopher and Shaniamug. Pretty much the epitome of awesome. He has the quiet intensity of a young Liam Neeson, and will not hesitate to get ghetto.
by tarheel born and bred November 9, 2012
Get the Christopher Finkmug. by BigSally1688 March 11, 2020
Get the Christopher fetishmug. The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.
“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019
Get the sloppy christophermug. Another popular modern explorer from Argentina, who like Cristiano Columbus, has explored a lot of small countries like Hong Kong, Guatemala, Haiti, Bolivia and popularised football there with his penalties (though he missed some).
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
Get the Christopher Pessibusmug.