An obese, very ugly, smelly, verbally aggressive and argumentative woman. Usually weighing over 200 pounds, a single mother of poor or low social class and can be found shouting swear words at her unruly kids. Considered bottom of the barrel in terms of attractiveness by men.
Paul, why did James get involved with that fat, nasty woman. He could've done a lot better? Paul: I dunno, he's always had a thing for the bog rhino's. Ewww.
by Pickled Embryo September 08, 2023
Also known as a Nerd Tour or Swirly Tour
A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.
A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.
1. Kyle's hair was blond before a few of the guys gave him a Bog Tour, now it's brown haha!
2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene
2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene
by King Jazza! August 15, 2020
by Bog worship November 02, 2019
by boggoblin November 23, 2014
Another word for G-string, thong etc.
Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.
Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.
by Scattyissues December 05, 2016
someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.
by NightFlyer66 October 01, 2017