Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
by Vizoneski February 6, 2017
Get the two-typing mug.Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.
by T1212 July 6, 2019
Get the Two nightstand mug.Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.
That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.
That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.
That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.
That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
Get the two-ply mug.When you or your golf partner goes to reach for their wedge in their bag and realizes they left it on the green two holes back.
Me approaching the bunker on 16: “Fuck, I left my wedge two back! Stupid!”
Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.
Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.
by Falconskove May 7, 2021
Get the two back mug.synonym to "peace out" as the two fingers in the air can be described as two stogs (cigarettes). Prevalent in the 90s in the San Francisco bay area.
by YayaG June 9, 2011
Get the two stogs mug.What the people of New Orleans say when they want two Saints Superbowl wins back to back.
It comes from the term that is Chanted at the games, Who Dat, as in Who Dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints.
It comes from the term that is Chanted at the games, Who Dat, as in Who Dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints.
by NOLA Patsmear December 5, 2010
Get the Two Dat mug.In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.
If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.
If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.
by the.user.name.is.taken November 30, 2010
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