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God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.
Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!
by ;-------> July 6, 2021
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Scissor Slut

A female who takes pleasure in scissoring women, as a means of sexual stimulation.
"I heard that girl was a lesbian."

"Yeah, her and her girlfriend scissor all the time. She's known for being a scissor slut."
by take.me.home November 27, 2012
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scissor pile

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.
by Motel Messiah October 14, 2013
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Scissor Twizzler

A sex game played by two women in which the ends of 3-4 twizzlers are placed in the entrance of each woman's vagina. The two participants must scissor for five minutes, while simultaneously trying to suck in as many twizzlers as possible. The participant that has the least amount of twizzlers inside them at the end of the five minutes must eat the twizzlers.
Ya'll heard what happened to my buddy Erica in the softball dugout last night? Bitch lost a game of Scissor Twizzler, shoulda known better than to challenge that chick Audrey's Gorilla Grip!
by IYKYKDefinitions June 5, 2023
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scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.
Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?
by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023
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lava scissors

When two girls fuck scissor style while on their period
“I like watching my porn lava scissors style.”
What the hell is wrong with you Mat?”
by Gender_juice April 10, 2023
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Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
by Abby Normal December 21, 2022
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