by Burn Ferguson June 6, 2018

by Gender_juice April 10, 2023

by TreyANDLilly September 13, 2020

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.
Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.
Terrified of wood !!
Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.
Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?
2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!
3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!
3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
by Abby Normal December 21, 2022

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.
We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.
This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.
The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.
This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.
The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020

by klondikebarz December 9, 2021

by April Robertson December 27, 2016
