Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?
Guy2: I used my teeth.
Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!
Guy2: I used my teeth.
Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!
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"Yeah, her and her girlfriend scissor all the time. She's known for being a scissor slut."
"Yeah, her and her girlfriend scissor all the time. She's known for being a scissor slut."
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Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.
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Ya'll heard what happened to my buddy Erica in the softball dugout last night? Bitch lost a game of Scissor Twizzler, shoulda known better than to challenge that chick Audrey's Gorilla Grip!
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Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.
Terrified of wood !!
Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.
Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?
2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!
3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!
3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
by Abby Normal December 21, 2022
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