crooked bastard

refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.

George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!

by jager101 April 28, 2008

Daughter of a Bastard

The inverse of an S.O.B is a D.O.B.

Daughter of a Bastard I just got fired!

by coolkhat May 13, 2014

Fat Bastard

Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.

"Did you eat my cake?"
*crumbs on face* "No."
"Thanks a lot you fat bastard."

by The Space Potato August 14, 2017

shitty bastard

a person who acts really stupid.

You are a dumb shitty bastard!

by Ur mutha March 27, 2005

tractor bastard

A bastard with a tractor.

Hey, look at that tractor bastard.

by carl sancto June 17, 2004

lying bastard

As symple as the term is. In which it means you are a lying bastard.

Dan is a lying bastard. That bastard!

by blah September 17, 2003

crap bastard

1. Someone who has let another down, usually having reneged on a promise or understanding.

2. A person lacking integrity, who goes back on their word; typically due to laziness, cowardice and/or greed.

3. A severe character flaw, manifestation of irresponsibility.

The previous homeowner was supposed to have replaced the water heater before we'd moved in. Crap bastard!

He/She stood me up again. Crap bastard!

Wasn't he/she supposed to be looking for a job? Crap bastard!

by Kailash September 21, 2008