Gary Hat

A type of hat which doesn't quite reach the top of the ears. A Gary hat is often worn by paedophiles' or retards that can't get themselves dressed.

Chad 1: Hey chad!
Chad 2: Yo chad!
Chad 1: Oh my gawd, your hat is amazing dude!!
Chad 2: Thanks MAAAN!
Chad 1: What type of hat is it and where did you get it from?
Chad 2: I got it from Gary World and it's name is a Gary hat.
Chad 1: I'm asking my mom for that. ITS RAADDD!!

by Ashton & Chris February 16, 2022

hat swipe

When someone takes a hat and swipes it across their bum repetitively and tosses it when they are done.

Did you see that girl at the Cubs game? She took that White Sox hat and gave it the ol' hat swipe.

by Shmurd4 October 8, 2016

brunch hat

A hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don't want to shower first. The hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.

Roommate #1: Man, I'm really hungry, but I don't want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.

by Hobo Style September 8, 2013

scoop hat

A hat worn by someone with “dog” in their made up nickname

That guy over their ribs wearing a scoop hat how gay

by Mashedhellspawn March 14, 2022

hat rape

when to hats rub up against each other pervertedly

hat rape, but for hats

by mental issues February 22, 2013

Willy-hat

A cute word for condom.

Don't be a prat, wear a willy-hat!

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 6, 2005

Church Hat

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.

When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.

by 241405 January 23, 2009