Tendering technology collage

Full of goons and dodgy relationships and there all really goony there’s also some slags there eww there skirts and uniform though

Tendering technology collage Eww look it’s TTC look at there skirts and uniform it’s manky mate so glad I don’t go to that goony school there friendships are weird as bunch of goons and slags

by Shanikqaaa October 20, 2018

AM Technology

AM (Actual Machine) Technology is a slang term used by Engineers who are educated and understand the inner workings of a machine. Machines that run on AM technology are well understood, well documented, provide reliable results and are much easier to explain to a lay person. AM Technology is the opposite of PFM or PM Technology. Engineers who give a shit or are given the time to do their jobs right will create AM Technology.

Engineer: "I finally finished that project I've been working full-time on for the past 2 years."
Boss: "Great! Write up a summary to present in our meeting tomorrow. Leave out all of that technical jargon that nobody understands!"
Engineer: "Don't worry, it runs on AM technology. Even a layman like yourself would understand after reading these documents."

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019

PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019

Assistive Technology

Technology designed to help make life or tasks easier for people, both at work and in our daily lives.

An example of an assistive technology is a barcode scanner. It is used to increase the speed at which the cashier calculates the price of goods.

by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021

Replacive Technology

Technologies used in the place of human workers.

An example of a replacive technology is the self-checkout.

by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021

Bioextraphysical Technology

Bioextraphysical Technology or Technobioextraphysics is a broad area of bioextraphysics, involving the use of extraphysical living systems and extraphysical organisms to develop or make products and technologies. Depending on the tools and applications, it often overlaps with related extraphysical and technological fields. Bioextraphysical technology often works with the development of biotechnologies that would be able to work at extraphysical level and replicating the same properties and functions of bioextraphysics and that could be used for several goals, such as the development of bioextraphysical products and even to turn humanity into a bioextraphysical species.

"Bioextraphysical technology is a nice field that might grow a lot in the future, despite it might take a lot of time until it's full developed such as the other fields of extraphysical technology, technobioextraphysics and technoextraphysics."

by Full Monteirism June 16, 2021

Extraphysical Technology

Extraphysical Technology or Technoextraphysics is a board area of extraphysics, involving the use of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysical properties and functions to make products and technologies. Depending of the tools and applications, it often overlaps with related extraphysical and technological fields. Extraphysical technology often works with the development of technologies that would work at extraphysical level and being able to use of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysical propeties and that could be used for several goals such as building an extraphysical civilization and turn humanity into an extraphysical species.

"Extraphysical technology is just really amazing, it's really nice to know that we might have in the future more alternatives to classical transhumanism and that those alternatives can be far better and far useful than classical transhumanism itself, despite it might take a lot of time until they are completely developed."

by Full Monteirism June 16, 2021