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Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.
by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010
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tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
by helter skeltor September 9, 2014
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Tampon baby

The result of the father wanking and busting on the mother's tampon.
by Jijovo September 16, 2022
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tampon convo

an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.
Man that guy swept the ladies in the room from the other guys with his tampon convo card.
by kidfixie June 1, 2018
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tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo
Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo
by Ace102007 April 22, 2020
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Tampon snapback

When you're banging a girl from in the ass and the reach behind and sling a tampon to your buddy.
I hit my buddy with tampon snapback and it hit him in the face. Looked like war paint.
by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019
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Nose tampon

When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.
Guy 1: Omg I'm so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose.
Guy 2: Make a nose tampon.
by gabriellebrok November 24, 2016
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