split stream action

The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.

Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.

Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut

by street trash viper March 30, 2010

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max’s stream delay

max’s internet was worse then mcdonalds bathroom wifi, the delay is 1-2 minutes long on a good day. we as a community need to get him better internet right away

max’s stream delay is so long by the time i responds to my comments i’ll have a whole family

by gotta let ppl know October 22, 2020

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Don't follow the stream

To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Think of a parade. A parade has people following an object. The thing that is being followed represents the new trend. The parade goes down a street like floating objects down a river or stream.

Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.

Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.

Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.

Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.

by SHG357 June 21, 2016

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