Spoosh

Having your hands become crab claws, and in spite of this, making a bowl of cereal and eating with a spork

Man those bees do like to spoosh

by YeeYeeBrother69 January 4, 2019

Age Spots

Brownish splotches on a cougar's skin resembling cancerous freckles. Most often caused by many years of fake baking.

John: Travis this is Lisa, she is Keri's Friend.

Travis: (whispering) Dude she has age spots.

John: And...

Travis: Thats nasty, she looks like raw-hide. I wouldn't f&ck her with YOUR dick much less my own.

by McDoh! November 29, 2009

spoose

A person who tries to convince someone into never having sex

person-dont have sex, hun.
other person- ok, never never!

by Matt Razz June 20, 2004

Spos

Acronym. Soft patch of skin. The patch of skin in place of regular genitalia.
OMG! Mary the guitarist from Zero Faith has a spos.
http://snipurl.com/1wxnl

There is no penis! Just a spos.

by mA.Ry (Haratio.X.McSaturday) January 9, 2009

Spoobs

When you stick spoons in your bra they are now called spoobs; boobs with spoon antennas.

Jamie was walking down the road with her spoobs hanging all out.

by FLobby Bobby July 2, 2009

Summer Sposito

The most awesome person in history. She has a lot of secrets and likes to be mysterious. She can bring a guy to his knees without even trying. Can cut you down by a single look but can also make you feel very special. Is sneaky and never gets caught. She has the best sense of style and is very confident. Usually a brunette and pretty with a perfectly straight smile. Is the leader of her group of friends without saying she is. She likes to make people see things in a new and different way. Deserves respect and has the best qualities for a best friend. Also is athletic and popular

I wish I could have as much confidence as Summer Sposito

by Vivan Darkblum July 24, 2014

Slobsy

"Slobsy" or "Slobodan" is a way to describe a human who has the uncanny ability to talk mindlessly, whilst fossicking and rumaging through lunch boxes, whilst chargin a bilch at the same time!

Eyyyyy Slobsy!

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003