Giving a blowjob to a guy or your boyfriend right before bedtime. When they climax, they immediately fall asleep, much like Sleeping Beauty getting her finger pricked on the spindle of the spinning wheel!
Guy 1: “Hey man! Did ya sleep okay last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”
by KenKitty26 April 6, 2021

When automatic spell check on your smartphone or tablet changes a word typed, to an unentended word during texting, or sexting.
Person 1- My cells camera isn't as good as hours...
(2nd text) - Your's* not hours :/ spell check is so stupid lol.
Person 2- No worries I read typonese & Spell Checkanese ;)
(2nd text) - Your's* not hours :/ spell check is so stupid lol.
Person 2- No worries I read typonese & Spell Checkanese ;)
by Morgan X October 6, 2013

by bear44 :D January 31, 2020

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.
Dominic: Dude I can’t spell
Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass
Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass
by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022

Person 1: "your music taste sucks"
Person 2: "did you mean you're"
Person 1: "stop being such a spelling bitch"
Person 2: "did you mean you're"
Person 1: "stop being such a spelling bitch"
by ratwashere February 1, 2024

What a member of da "area's finest" --- especially one who never did too well in grammar-school --- finds himself faced with when trying to scribble out a summons-to-appear slip involving people/objects/locales with less-than-common names.
News flash --- Flustered MPs at da local naval-base encountered a major citation-spelling nightmare this evening when trying to write up a PECCARY who had committed da PECCADILLO of illegally entering da ARMORY and engaging in a PECKADILLO with an ARMADILLO dat it met there.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
