The silencer

When you're fucking a deaf chick, take one hearing aid and shove it down her throat so you cant hear her wookie noises. Then you take off your dirty sock and shove it in her mouth. After fucking her, put her other hearing aid up her pussy and send her on her way, and as she walks, her cunt whistles with every step.

I once fucked a deaf chick, and she sounded like chewie from star wars. I wish now, I had given her the silencer.

I went soft immediately, did my belt up, and put it in reverse .

by Deedav August 05, 2021

Food silence

When food arrives at the table, and no one talks for several moments because they're eating

It got kind of awkward for Tom and Becky because of the prolonged food silence at Olive Garden.

by cardboard pineapple April 23, 2015

Sitting in Silence

Sitting in Silence will make me go mad. Dont even remind us.. of batman.

Im sitting in silence and my ass hurts.

by mrcrabs213123 November 15, 2020

SILENCER

When a girl has a baggy shirt or pants on hiding there massive honkers or butt

P1, Rebecca has a real silencer on!

by The poop shitter November 08, 2021

flexible silence

When your lack of response can be interpreted in multiple ways

Her lack of response to my text is just her way to use flexible silence keep me guessing

by Shamen301 March 03, 2017

Silence Pistol

When you hiding in a bush and bust on a girls face while she’s walking by.

Some thot was walking in the sidewalk and silence pistol her and she didn’t know what had happened to her.

by ROLLINTHEDOUGH January 20, 2018

Silence Cunt

Lizard men supreme,CEO of the Fallen angels,professional speciest and eldar fucker

Silence Cunt:Btw the fallen are so cool and intresting
(And eldar femboys are so sexy)
Paragon:Who
Paragon:Asked?

by Heavy from tf2 with a phone July 24, 2022