Shoulder hopper

(surfer slang) A person who frequently engages in the activity of shoulder hopping.

Man, look! Another shoulder hopper down the beach! Damn, this beach sucks sometimes.

by FireSBurnsmuP December 08, 2008

shoulder tap

When your getting blown by a chick who has great form, you tap her on the shoulder so she will get in position to get blasted in the fast

I was getting blown by drews mom and gave her the shoulder tap, then BLAM she caught it all over her face!!

by drews mom September 05, 2009

Shoulder Junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.

by Ray Albright August 22, 2007

shoulder spike

When you smack a homeless mans shoulder with the end of your genitals as he sleeps on his bench, causing him to break down and have a seizure.

*whack*
*unaudible screeching*
Random man-“woah that homeless man just got shoulder spiked.”

by Pp hard May 15, 2018

Shoulder Shag

the act of rubbing your shoulder against someone elses in a sexual manner

Dude come shoulder shag this bitch with me!

by PoniesRUs April 07, 2009

shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

by Ray Albright August 10, 2007

Slippery Shouldered

To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.

When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.

by Supermama August 29, 2008