The meal one prepares when hoping to eat healthy, but followed by piling calorie-filled items atop the lettuce, invalidating any healthy benefits the salad once had.
Dressing, croutons, cheese, and a piece of fried chicken? Aw man that's not healthy, that's an invalid salad!
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by Sai Alfaron March 20, 2014
Get the chop salad mug.Logo Salad, noun. The page in a website or in a Powerpoint presentation that shows all the logos of your partners or customers in a big jumble with the most impressive ones slightly bigger than the others.
Person #1: In this next slide you'll see the brands within the ___ family...
Person #2: Oh God, my eyes can't focus on one thing. What am I looking at?
Person #3: It's a logo salad.
Person #2: Oh God, my eyes can't focus on one thing. What am I looking at?
Person #3: It's a logo salad.
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A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
Mean Joe: "Time for breakfast, you want a cold beer?"
Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
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Get the Salad Slapper mug.Kamala Salad is speech holding a microphone that sounds coherent for the first 3-4 words and exponentially becomes more difficult to understand with each subsequent word, while ending with a witch's cackle and shit-eating grin.
For example, "Oh no, she spewing Kamala Salad again talking about how we need to bring peace to the world because bringing the world peace allows all people to feel the peace that world wants to feel."
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