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sand slurp

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).
"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"
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DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
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Slurp-up

Cumming in someone's foreskin, after which the semen in the foreskin is licked out.
Bob: Jim and I were docking and then Nancy performed a slurp-up on both of us.
by Mommyhasadirtymind August 13, 2018
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stupid slurp

A gay twitch streamer who has not come out yet,and has to deal with down syndrome
Your gay but not as much as stupid slurp
by Jared khan May 28, 2018
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Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus
E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.
by Schmorgan June 9, 2018
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Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.
Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.
by Nippleup May 24, 2018
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Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out
My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.
by CafeDonut November 7, 2019
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