Drudge Report Whore

A woman who consults the Drudge Report daily for breaking news

Many people know I'm a Drudge Report Whore, but I really don't care to watch network news.

by Amy Steier July 7, 2005

TPS Reports

What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.

Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*

by Alec Pyralis February 5, 2004

TBS report

A mock urgent detail which overrides all other projects in an office setting. This report is also highly classified and spoken of only in hushed terms. It is used to extract a coworker from speaking with a Mook.

Earl: I need to talk about the TBS report right now cause I gotta get it into interoffice by 10:00.

Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.

by tesahbiggs February 2, 2008

Reporting person

Person who prepares report on updates, progresses, accomplishments, etc.

Reporting person refers to the person who prepares reports on updates, progresses, accomplishments, etc.

by Egalitarian Hermit December 1, 2013

weather report

a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.

Avi thought he had Danny beat, but Danny pulled out the Weather Report and took the pot.

by Boochie June 11, 2006

cockfax report

much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy's cock is based on a combination of size, skill, and history

girl 1:That boy is cute! I wonder what his cockfax report looks like...

girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"

by square hole with a round peg March 30, 2010

asexual reproduction

The process by which an organism makes a baby without a mommy and daddy...IT'S LIKE IT COMES OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN HEAD!!! (because it usually actually
does) and then a child is born...usually without a spine

-OH GOD! JOHNNY JUST SPROUTED A BABY FROM HIS HEAD!!!!!

-He reproduced asexually!

by Jimmy The Hydra January 1, 2005