Chopper Read

A true Australian icon and legend. An author, stand over man and intellectual. Cut his own ears off while in prison. A yuppies worst nightmare. Eric Banna portrayed him in the film "Chopper".

"Get them ears off."
"They had to re-stitch his anal webbing."
"Keithy seems to have done himself a mischief."
Chopper Read, Australia salutes you!

by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018

sick read

amazing read ( poker related ) " dam that was the sickest read i ever seen "

" dam that was the most sick read i ever seen "

by ordnas 23 March 29, 2018

ellie read

Ellie read is mk’s biggest slag she likes to go around everyone but mainly sticks to Lewis. She likes to sleep with her boyfriends bestfriend whilst they were still going out

I need a quickly

Go to Ellie read

by Lewis frosty March 27, 2019

Brayden read

Very gay and gets hard near men

Brayden read likes guys and watching porn

by Thick bittys 101 May 6, 2019

reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

Good Read

When someone "reads" a situation well.

Johnny I don't think it would be a good idea to throw a rock at that snake

Good read Jim

by BPS14 January 25, 2017

Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020