Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.
Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"
by Ant1234 November 08, 2012
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Pub Crushing

Gaming with an elite squad of discord buddies playing unranked games and “Crushing” the “Public” or casual gamers. I.E. Pub Crushing
Do you want to play ranked matches tonight or go pub crushing?
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corn pub

Person: I am gonna watch some corn pub.
by wait why am i here January 04, 2022
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Grey Hound Pub

An English pub found in Woolwich, London.
Usually open but is always getting raided by the owners son Hayden
Person 1 "Where are we going to get pissed tonight?
Person 2 "Let's go the the Grey Hound Pub, we can beat up Hayden"
by BludclartBoss July 30, 2023
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Pub Physique

When the owner's body could provide enough liquid refreshments to hydrate a large football stadium. The person tends to have this body due to spending copious amounts of time in pubs. Their idea of sport is a game of pool, throwing 21 ounce darts, and dancing to some Garth Brooks on the juke box. The last time they did any exercise was when they ran from the front door of their local Ladbrokes to place a bet for a 3:45 at Kempton.
That man isn't going to be able to do a 5k run, he has a pub physique to rival any dart player.
by Bodywatcher July 08, 2015
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Pub-licked

To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub
Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."

Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "
by Jon mcskankier. June 21, 2011
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