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The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid
by Hedonia January 22, 2024
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To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.
To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.
by Wavles March 3, 2020
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Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.
irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots
by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018
mugGet the Pond to drown irrelevant thotsmug.

Pond abyss

Sometimes when you boot up gm_construct, the pond will be infinite.
Just a fun fact.
Don't go too deep.
person 1: have you encountered pond abyss in gm_construct??
person 2: yeah dude i saw the monster
person 1: what monster
by Dr. Coomer Phd April 9, 2023
mugGet the Pond abyssmug.

pants in the pond

When sum1 is dead scared
Billy. Jumps out of the bush and screams
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry

Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond
by Cracked egg in aberdale July 30, 2023
mugGet the pants in the pondmug.

Pond blaster

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 19, 2019
mugGet the Pond blastermug.

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
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