Payton Battin

An unpaid hooker with a very large forehead. Terrible at dancing as well.

Hey, where's Payton Battin?

The hooker?

Yeah the unpaid one!

Oh! She's in the bathroom sending more nudes to someone at King!

by littlebigbrother November 10, 2022

James Payton Payne

Sex; Fuck Boy
Species; Toxic
Sign; Red Flag 🚩
One might define James Payton Payne as the scum between toes. Other define this person as A Chronic Irritation that develops in your youth and flares up frequently throughout the rest of your life.

When a man cheats on you for 10 months and you find out about it in front of the football team, don’t cause a scene, do this instead…say
“He pulled a James Payton Payne on me.” And sleep with all his friends.

by PettyRepublican0323 January 4, 2022

Goodluck with Payton

Goodluck with Payton is a slang/joke that is another way of saying "I wish you happiness". While unpopular, it still gets used by some people online .

"You're going to America? Goodluck with Payton then!"

by Jennyandjenna87 May 13, 2022

Payton Sexual

the state of being in love/liking Payton Fitzhugh because she’s a good kisser

hey dude I heard you were payton sexual and I just wanted to know if that was true?

by Jason Wade June 2, 2022

Payton

payton is the nicest person you will ever meet and has a huge you know what
like 11 inches

omg you met a payton he probably has a huge cock

by duck blaster December 13, 2021

Payton

Payton is the cutest name for a boy. He is athletic, wise, sweet and kind. He loves to play, read, play music, cook, is a healthy eater and is successful at everything he does. He shows good sportsman ship and is a wonderful example of good character. He has healthy morals and values his family, friends and community. He is confident, sensitive, and smart. He is also one of the most attractive people you will ever meet. For anyone who is friends with him, has a best friend and the bestest friend you'd ever find. For anyone who loves him, be ready to laugh, smile and you'll be looking for the next time you get to see him. For the lady who loves him, she is going to live a life filled of dreams come true.

Man, did you see Payton the other day. He waived at me and smiled. That totally made my day.

I love to watch Payton, He is so cute, and I love to see what he does. (grandma love)

Hi Payton. How's it going buddy? Good to see you?

Payton really does lift people up and brings out the best in everyone.

Where is Payton? I'd really like to see him. Let's schedule a time to talk and hang out, he is so popular!

I love Payton, He really is the best. Have you tried his cooking?The dude knows how spice right.

Payton gives the best hugs. He squeezed me so tight the other day all I could do was smile. SO in love.

by MyPalPacks March 23, 2022

Payton

Payton is the type of person that you will never be the same after meeting. Sure, there are lots of people who could have the same effect. But not Payton. They are unlike anyone you have ever come across or ever will. Some people might not be able to recognize it in the moment, but they aren’t forgettable. They are intelligent and remember the small things you may think no one does. They know how to listen, they know you even when you try to put on an act. Payton draws people to them, sometimes in the way that the Sun pulls the Earth, other times how the Moon brings in the tide. Payton can’t be replaced, nor can the feeling they give you every time you see them. Don’t let them be the one that got away.

someone: “Did you ever end up hanging out with Payton? I know they mean a lot to you.”
me: “you dumbass, ofc I hung out with them. Who wouldn’t?”

by dropsofgardynreign January 26, 2022