nervous dick

When your dick shrinks around a hot female.

Bruh, did you smash?

NAH, she was naked but I got nervous dick and she clowned me

by Will OffendU April 28, 2016

Nerdorkeek

A nerd, dork and geek

I’m not a nerd I’m a nerdorkeek.

by Bryton ohman December 5, 2019

Nerdorkeek

I’m not a nerd I’m a nerdorkeek

I’m not a nerd I’m a nerdorkeek

by Bryton ohman December 5, 2019

Nerdcock

The equivalent to "whipping it out" intellectually; a show of bravado uncharacteristic to the speaker. Frequently seen in Silicon Valley.

At the LAN party, Jack bragged, "yeah, it's my damn small linux lunchbox pc with a Celeron set at 100 MHz FSB,"

to which his wife replied,"put your nerdcock away and pass me those bagel bites before they get cold."

by PiratesOfSiliconValley January 30, 2008

nervous

What moose are in Canada, and what women are in Japan.

Canada: where the men are men and the moose are nervous.

by Still_Trippin' November 16, 2006

nerdbomber

An urban legend who is believed to sell gypsy blood and unicorn hair. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT ride unicorns or have pots of gold. Some have heard that they are amazing people, but not enough people have met them for that statement to become factual.

"That nerdbomber just changed my life in a very positive way!"

by Gribbstein October 12, 2009

Anorexia Nervosa

A serious eating disorder that people (mostly girls but it can happen to guys too) get because they feel that they are too "fat" when usually they're at a healthy, normal weight but are influenced too much by the media's warped idea of what's attractive... (pencil thin, decrepit looking bodies.) The person with this disorder starves themselves, refusing to eat anything at all or only eating small amounts of "safe" low calorie foods. It is extremely harmful to their body and can result in death by starvation if not rectified.

-"Hereford High School 2009 graduate CAITLIN CLARKE suffered from anorexia nervosa in her senior year. She was way too skinny and looked unhealthy and malnoursished. She had to be taken to the hospital and treated so she wouldn't die."

by aSmartGuy08 May 24, 2010