Murses

Male nurses

Patient: "Are you the doctor?"
Murse: "No, I'm your murse."

Why don't nurses wear scrub dresses anymore? Because murses complained that it was socially unacceptable for men to wear dress uniforms while on the job.

Compression stockings are now available in solid print, without flowers or hearts, for the murses.

by RN <3 January 7, 2012

muratovic

A gay man with 2 inches long for a cock, usually has no sex life

Will you help me, no ive got no inches cause I'm a muratovic

by Bigdickjake69 November 25, 2016

Murse

Man-purse

On "Empire" Jamal had a purse, he called it a "murse"

by masnifgv December 14, 2016

Muratovic

A person who is better than you in every game. Has an average penis with 10-15 inches and has a 83.59% chance to steal your girl.

Oh, that Muratovic fucked my girlfriend while my mother was sucking his dick.

by 177callmeraven January 1, 2017

Marstonism

The phenomenon where men worship women and work tirelessly to promote the idea of women in power. Not into gender equality so much as the idea of women dominating men. Everyone suspects a sexual fetish is at root, but it's just filed away under feminism. Named for William Moulton Marston, the creator of Wonder Woman and the member of a woman-worshipping sex cult, who modeled his superhero character after his sexually dominant wife and wrote her as a female power figure in order to push an agenda of women's dominance over men (No, really. Google it). Related to masochism but different for the gender-specific part.

People say Alan is into feminism, but he's really just into Marstonism. He likes women kicking ass but at heart just wants them to spank his.

by Allacrim July 18, 2017

marstar

A beautiful leggy blonde dish, suitable wife material. Drinks like a sailor but is still a class act. A real catch!

I caught myself a real Marstar!

by Vaghat McGee September 8, 2017

Murse

A moose dressed like a nurse. (Mostly found in Canada, eh.)

That's not a moose, that's a murse!

by Puuper2 November 10, 2017