Muddy rudder

When you poop on girl's breasts and then motorboat them.

I got pink eye from performing the muddy rudder last night.

by Terrance McGillicuddy November 1, 2010

muddy waterfalls

Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!

That lobster bisque must have been off. I've got the muddy waterfalls...

by Klaus October 19, 2004

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

The Big Muddy

= Blumpkin + Cleveland Steamer

The Big Muddy is when you position yourself over a partner and recieve oral while simultaneously deficating on your partners chest.

I gave this chick The Big Muddy last night and man, did I have some bad diarrhea! She still cleaning out her belly button!

by PoopJ9000 November 14, 2011

muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.

We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.

by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017

Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.

Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked

by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019

Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.

My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...

by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020