Magic Mist

Magic Misting is the act of shaking out unused precum on your sexual partners face. The term can also be used in reference to cum in general, and sometimes maybe even piss. It has to be the face, though, always the face, and it has to be some sort of penal fluid in general. Females need not apply.

"Dude, did you see how I magic misted that bitch!"

"He magic misted me... It was magical."

by magicmisterrr January 3, 2012

misted zephyr

a wet fart

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"

by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017

Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head

Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.

by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021

Booty mist

The mist of water that is thrown onto your windshield from a passing truck or semi when driving in the rain on the highway.

"That car just blinded me with their damn booty mist."

by NoH8IN May 5, 2021

Misted

When u “missed” ur friend

“I misted my Bestfriend sooo much”

by Lkhbgcct February 23, 2018

scots mist

Invisible. A Scottish fog, mainly so thick you cannot see anything other than the fog

Friend: “I have no friends”
You: “what am I?? Scots mist?”

by Sam_kkerr18 January 17, 2021

Full mist, no high beams.

When something appears extremely suspicious and dangerous.

Homie: I'm trying to smash that chick.
Me: Pretty sure she has a dick dude. Full mist, no high beams.

by HugeLittleCock November 15, 2018