Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

Keyboard scientist

A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).

<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.

BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.

by Pranav_2004 August 18, 2017

Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper

So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine

by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015

crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019

Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.

"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"

by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017

keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016

Keyboard Catting

Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.

I am keyboard catting and am new to FiveM.

by Zach Gaming (YouTuber) August 10, 2019