_diotard‘s mutuals

literally the coolest people on earth. no questions 😐.

Person 1: Oh my god how did u know i was one of _diotard‘s mutuals.
Person 2: You have so much cool and swag.

by _diotard March 17, 2021

Mutuals

When you follow someone on a social media app (Twitter, Instagram, tiktok, etc) and they follow you back. They interact with your posts by commenting, liking or sharing. They´re the funniest, nicest, coolest people ever, and some of them can even be your internet friends! If you have any mutuals you are extremely lucky!

¨Do you have any mutuals?"
¨Yes I do, They are the best!¨

by bakugousmustytoes July 13, 2021

Mutual-React Fest

When two people go back and forth reacting to eachothers' posts and comments on facebook.

"I don't care if you have a Facebook, I just don't want you getting into mutual-react fests with other dudes!"

by curciikidd September 3, 2020

Liberty Mutual

LIBERTY MUTUAL SHITS OUT THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIALS IN THE HISTORY OF COMMERCIALS EVER!!! BIBERTY IS ITS EVEN WORSE COUSIN. THESE COMMERCIALS DRIVE PEOPLE INTO MADNESS AND IF THEY EVER AIRED IN THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS, THEY WILL BE DRIVEN TO ABSTRACTION!!!

Liberty Mutual is too annoying, even Biberty is worse!

by ThomasBloxia May 20, 2025

mutual intercourse

When two people who really love each other come together as one ;)

My mom and her side hoe had mutual intercourse.

by Mi200 April 12, 2017

School of Mutual Admiration

University

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "

by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011

mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert

"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"

by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003