inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

inverted churros

another way for saying ass or anus

steve:'damn my ass hurts'
dann:'did someone kick your inverted churros?'

by inverted_churrator August 27, 2019

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 3, 2008

Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex

Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups

by Wampadude October 27, 2016

inverted penis

A penis that looks like a vagina

Do you have an inverted penis?

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Inverted Man

The opposite of the gender male, because women do not exist.

John: ¨Dude, look at that woman!¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨

by Flavortown February 19, 2020

Inverted Bunny Suit

A derivative of a playboy bunny suit which covers the part that are exposed in a regular playboy bunny suit but exposes the part that are normally covered in a regular playboy bunny suit. Also referred to as a Reverse Bunny Suit.

Boy that Inverted Bunny Suit is so hot

by PomuHub December 26, 2024