I’m not like other girls

Their opinion about themselves is always wrong.

Girl : Come on, please date me! I’m not like other girls!

Guy : No.

Girl : LOL, whatever! I didn’t like you anyway!

by im a dictionary man August 24, 2019

I’m in the ghetto ratatata ratatata

When your mum buys Lidl versions of big brands

*opens cupboard and sees fake cereal*
“I’m in the ghetto ratatata ratatata”

*mum hits me with sed cerial*

“Ahh”

by Maisie.ann_ January 1, 2020

I’m going to get milk

Not returning home ever again

“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back

by L3KE August 5, 2021

See what I’M saying!?

No... I don’t. It sounds completely incoherent. Like it’s vaguely derivative of something you don’t quite grasp and you sound like a teenage hippy trying to be profound?

Hym “This guy is the single most inelegant thinker I’ve ever seen. I mean... Do you see what I’M saying!? Pssh! Wow! This is just bizarre and painful to watch. You know I said some of those things! And then the conclusions! You want to talk about fucking conclusions! Jesus Christ!”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

I’m glad we’re friends

Not the friends zone he/she wants to be more, but doesn’t want to rush anything. They want to take it slow by being friends first.

Girl: Ugh you’re so cool.
Guy: Yeah but you’re way cooler.
Girl: Right back at you!! I’m glad we’re friends
Guy: I am too

by t_paulie_ske_iv December 5, 2020

Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight

It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight

Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight

by sajdfkl jalskdjf klasdf July 22, 2020

I’M DELETING YOU DADDY

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██ 10% COMPLETE..... ████ 35% COMPLETE.... ███████ 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████ 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

i’m deleting you daddy means

IM DELETING YOU DADDY!😭👋 ██ 10% COMPLETE..... ████ 35% COMPLETE.... ███████ 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████ 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

by red earring muncher November 6, 2023