Hog Mama

Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.
Honey get my gun, Hog Mama is howling tonight.... HERE SHE COMES ("YEEEEEEEE")
by nobaker December 20, 2019
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sloppy hog

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.
by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015
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The Hogs Are Coming

A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.
Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?

Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.

Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
by they're coming November 15, 2022
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battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!
by Telephony October 08, 2018
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hog hider

A man who gratuitously accepts another mans penis in his rectum
Justin played the role of hog hider when he gathered with his joyous friends.
by Matty Boy. March 10, 2017
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side hog

Someone who takes more than their allocated amount of any side dish from a KFC or similar resaurant.
"You're such a side hog!"
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Hobby Hog

A person who quickly becomes immersed in a activity that usually takes years of practicing to be considered a hobby.
Once Mason listened to “Let’s get it on” on Zachs turntable he’s been compulsively buying vinyls ever since and is now considered a “hobby hog” by his cohorts.
by Pussyslayer87 March 29, 2020
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