Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

by Jung Top G December 15, 2022

Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline

Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏

by epichpap69 January 7, 2023

midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

Legacy Haircut

Long, curly, or wavy haircut that is usually slicked back. You have to be good at life to have a legacy haircut, and you will get bitches with one.

Kyle: Dude did you see Evan's legacy haircut?
Ryan: Yea he's gettin all the ladies right now with that goin for him.

by Dr Mc Danglesauce June 21, 2012

Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber

Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut

by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021

Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.

Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!

by Eastm8 June 29, 2023