Gabe Saporta

sexiest mofo ever, lead singer of cobra starship, use to always crack his penis

here's a list of things i'd like to do to gabe saporta: everything.

by segagenesis June 17, 2010

Gabe Perez

The World's most ultimate troll. He is the metta when it comes to trolling.

Teacher- "Where is there heat at night?"
Gabe- "nowhere because the sun isn't out. Oh! but maybe over Volcano's."

Class- "GABE PEREZ!"

by Da Burge April 20, 2017

Gabe Hot

A woman who makes herself noticeably available while under the influence of two or more substances and may be slightly better than average looking.

When I sobered up, I realized she was only Gabe Hot.

by TheGov December 18, 2022

Gabe the dog

The best doggo the walk the earth

Gabe the dog god

by Garage door May 25, 2018

A Gabe Alcon

the act of drinking alone at a park or making a porno which you since mostly a mans ass.

im gonna go do "a gabe alcon" tonight

by jimmerferdette1970somethin October 23, 2011

Gabe Ruth

Babe Ruth's gay brother.

"You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth" - Knocked Up

by JR Frenchtoastersticks December 29, 2007

Gabe Saporta

A very flamboyant manwhore. Currently the lead singer of the band Cobra Starship and headlining the Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Tour. Was in the band Midtown, and is also known for hanging out with the emo girl on the Real World.

He makes a point to meet his fans. Also has a penchant for hoodies.

Did you just see what Gabe Saporta did on stage? Did he seriously just flip off the camera?

by GingerKid12 January 18, 2008