by Frank Radg Radking June 28, 2009
by SuperSarah1980 March 04, 2010
by Sarquiss December 02, 2004
by jerckooooo June 18, 2007
a guy who fucks fugly girls either because he has really low standards or he is too stupid or drunk to know how fugly she is
David: "hey did you guys see that girl i fucked"
Me: "dude please tell me you didn't put your penis in that"
David: "why whats wrong with her?"
Me:"Dude can't you see that bitch is FUGLY"
David: "you don't mean i am a... FUGLY FUCKER!"
Me: "dude please tell me you didn't put your penis in that"
David: "why whats wrong with her?"
Me:"Dude can't you see that bitch is FUGLY"
David: "you don't mean i am a... FUGLY FUCKER!"
by Tom Smith September 08, 2008
The realization upon wakening after a night of drinking that the partner of choice you lucked upon last night,in the clear light of day is in reality fugly.
This condition is not as serious as a coyote wakening,however,it is responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.
This condition is not as serious as a coyote wakening,however,it is responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.
Dude1:"damn dude,you were wasted last night."
Dude2:"yeah,and I had the mornin fuglies...I was sneakin out early when the scag woke so I told her I was going to find us some breakfast."
Dude2:"yeah,and I had the mornin fuglies...I was sneakin out early when the scag woke so I told her I was going to find us some breakfast."
by CrowTard March 11, 2006