Angry Rooster

When your boner is so hard your balls are red

Dude, I beat my meat so hard my dick looked like an Angry Rooster

by SirSwankington June 14, 2017

brock roostered

getting extra drunk

broooo, i got totally brock roostered last night at the party

by tom bradys balls January 17, 2018

rooster douche

a turkey baster

Grandma exclaimed "I've dropped my rooster douche and I can't pick it up!"

by BamBam1974 September 26, 2010

rooster wall

A more PC term for "cock-block"

Yeah, last night at the dinner party Maxwell was being a complete rooster wall.

by Deacon of the Desert Drive-By December 31, 2007

Rooster tail

While having sex in the doggy-style position, the man shoves his thumb unto his partners butthole, while the thumb is inserted, the man extends all other fingers. Thus, resembling a rooster tail.

Jonny gave rachel a rooster tail last night before bed, hope he doesn't still suck his thumb.

by UH0311 November 14, 2014

rooster bucket

Taking a shit in a bucket in the morning while clucking wildly and recieiving head

Yo how hot was that rooster bucket

by Dj T March 8, 2005

rooster tassel

A hairy scrotum.

I tried to teabag my girl, but my rooster tassel poked her in the eye.

by ratelo August 5, 2010