Dookie

Duke Fan. Spoiled, stuck-up, obnoxious, college student, that usually comes from New Jersey/Northeast Region.

The Terps sure did shut those fucking Dookies up in the ACC Tourney last weekend!

That Dookie would feltch Coach K if he had the chance.

Bet that ass hole is a Dookie.

by Bdog March 19, 2004

Dookienaise

the sticky residue left behind when you white your buttocks poorly. Thinks ass mayo.

Also the residue that can occur if swamp ass is not dealt with in a timely manner. (see def of Swamp Ass)

Man I had swamp ass all day and now my butt crack is filled with dookienaise.

by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008

dookie pie

poop

that was a huge dookie pie he left on maria's face!

by taylaarrr October 24, 2008

Dookie hatch

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

dookinate

(verb.) to totally blast a ridiculously huge and terrifying amount of fecal matter out of your anus completely leaving nothing behind but a log of propostorous size and a horrid stench.

Yo man grab the plunger i just totally dookinated in your bathroom.

by Jimbo Slice900 July 27, 2010

doomity-doom

Originally coined by Invader Zim's malfunctioning SIR Unit, GIR, in the now classic "Doom Song", it has been adopted by humans aware of our own impending destruction. Whether our destruction comes by the Mighty Irken Invaders, our pissed off planet or by our own myopic stupidity, only time will tell.

It is the mental equivalent of Wile E. Coyote's umbrella

Meteor, Volcano, disease, pollution, all too much? Just say 'doomity-doom!' and embrace the DOOM!

by Thor Conner September 25, 2010

Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.

Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.

by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011