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Check dance

The awkward time between getting the bill and finalizing on how to divvy up the tab between 2 or more people at a sit-down restaurant, especially when the check is much higher than you expected, and you even do the blink-backwards-head-nod in surprise at the price difference.

Typically the check dance indicates the quality of another person. If the other person who did not receive the check makes no indication of willingness to negotiate on how to split the check evenly or even attempts to pay the entire tab (whether genuine or not), this will tell you that that particularly person is a cheap ungrateful douche' bag.
After eating tons of food at the Olive Garden, we got the bill, and I was expecting to check dance over it, but my cheap date didn't even attempt to look at how much the bill came out to.
by Interactive September 28, 2009
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mammy dancing

The outrageous actions exhibited by a parent when informed of their child's inappropriate behavior in class.
That parent came in and was mammy dancing in my room for fifteen minutes before I could say anything!
by leeson71z May 6, 2009
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Dak Dance

The Dak Dance refers to the rather strange warm up routine of Dak Prescott, quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Boomers on Twitter tried so hard to fit in with the modern generation and turn Daks hip thrust into a Meme. Little did they know that playing the Beatles and El Jarabe Tapatio over Daks extravagant warm up was not gonna cut it.
Let's do the Dak Dance and propel our hips in unnatural motions.
by CrumblyGrass November 25, 2019
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Winner's Dance

When someone is so confident in winning a race or any other competition, that they dance in front of the finish line due to believing they'll cross it first. It is known to not end well for the "winner" as another competitor usually takes the "winner's" place right before they cross the finish line.

As a wise man once said: "winner's dance is a lie. It's the second place dance."
Joinen: "Winner's dance, colon, noun, did not win; but *did* dance. It's an activity actually. It's what you- It's a- It's a verb. It's a thing that you do. Uh, which is to not win, but to dance."
by DeKnees July 15, 2021
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hug dance

a slow dance move where a pair embraces close to one another while the song is still playing. Usually provides sexual enjoyment to one another.
At my high school dance, I loved to hug dance with the girls.
by Sportsguy1991 September 4, 2013
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Dance poop

A bowel movement brought on by excessive or extreme dancing.
I got so excited I almost dance pooped everywhere.
by RobinScherbatskyII June 28, 2015
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Stranger Dancing

When you are walking and you get close enough to a person walking towards you that you and the other person have to jump or stutter back and forth until it is decided who is going left and who is going right.
"I better hug the right side of this hallway so I don't end up stranger dancing with this person."
by TarzanB April 16, 2010
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