Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

box cruising

The act of cruising around your locality in a car, looking for cardboard boxes disposed of by local businesses. Typically for the purpose of moving.

I want to pack my stuff up, but I have to go box cruising before I have anything to put it in.

by dirtforsirman May 10, 2010

Prolly cruise

The phrase you tell your home boy when you gonna dip. When you say this, he should follow it up by asking if its a legit cruise. You then say its a legit cruise though and dap him up.

Ight, imma prolly cruise. Its a legit cruise though.

by Shaggy the shagger November 21, 2022

Chief Cruise

A drive, normally out in the country, for the express purpose of chiefing, or smoking weed.

"Went for a quick chief cruise after school and ended up in Nebraska."

by Yellowbell September 21, 2007

PT Cruise

To eat naught but Pop-Tarts® from dusk till dawn as was commanded by the Lord, Jesus Christ, Our Savior.

"Sorry, I can't have any salad. I'm on a PT Cruise." :smug:

by TheDukeLeto March 22, 2013

tom cruise

the act of seducing a girl into having rough sex with you, this act is only possible if you are a scientologist, extremely good looking, have charm, or are just a bad ass.

"Im Tom Cruise lets bang"
"Blame it on Tom Cruise"

by lang.gwai.lo April 26, 2013

cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017