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put some crocs on

if someone needs to put some crocs on they need to stop whatever the heckin' heck they are doing and calm tf down
Person 1: *screams* "UGH I HATE YOU MAN, IM OUT OF HERE"
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"

Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "

Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*
by urfavoriteuglyrat March 21, 2017
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the second croissant

when someone is bored or feels excluded from a social activity
Kill me, am not being the second croissant again
by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020
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sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy
oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant
by Papacito December 6, 2020
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My Cows My Meat

“My Cows My Meat” refers to the ideology of one having ownership over the meat of his/her cows. This motto is not only terrible, but is also extremely unfunny. Any pathetic person who uses this figure of speech should be banished from society forever.
Kirk: “I swear it will be funny this time”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”
by sandwichofchicken March 30, 2021
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Crewschebag

Sometimes shortened as "Crewsche"
1. A rower.
2. A rower who takes Crew waaaaay too seriously.
All these Oakland Strokes Crewschebags need to find something else to talk about.

You wouldn't think Stanford would be so full of goddamn Crewshes, but some guy tried to pick me up at a KA party by telling me his Split time.
by rowlicious October 4, 2010
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Croissanaphobia

The fear of croissants. It is not too common, but some people have it. It is usually caused by a bad nightmare causing the person to dislike croissants, or if they find disgust in the food. Some levels of croissanaphobia are low, but there are some occasions where the level is high and the croissanaphobic person cannot even look at them. Adjective: Croissanaphobic.
Bob has major croissanaphobia, which means he is afraid of croissants.
by Croissanaphobic Guy August 25, 2020
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National Crocs Day

Monday April 24th 2017 is National Crocs Day!
person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?

person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.

person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
by jimho April 23, 2017
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