crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

Crook

Rick Thorganson

Rick Thorganson is a arrogant Crook

by Jusoslsllll March 17, 2022

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

Crooke

A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.

"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"

by its.Crooke August 7, 2019

crook trot

An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck

Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

Little Crook

"Little Crook" (noun): A captivating individual, admired for their intelligence, wit, and charm. This person seamlessly incorporates humorous emojis into their communication, adding a playful touch to every interaction. Their beauty extends beyond appearance, encompassing the allure of their intellect and charismatic personality. Notably, they possess the unique ability to be intellectually evasive in an appreciable way, making conversations engaging and thought-provoking.

You're a Little Crook but I love that about you.

by Ikran Blaque December 18, 2023

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024