Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks”
Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
by Alphonzo123 August 4, 2023
Get the The Crooksmug. 
Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. by Hunter Crook November 25, 2023
Get the Hunter Crookmug. 
Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
Get the Jacob Crooksmug.