crapper app

A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.

Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."

Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"

Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."

by zackjmack September 2, 2013

crapper can-can

The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.

Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...

by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014

crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.

I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!

by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016

Crapcrowded

A more polite way to say that someone or something is full of shit.
Can also be used literally when you shit yourself.

"It turns out my parents are just crapcrowded."
"I think I just crapcrowded my pants."

by thamorganic March 6, 2018

Crapeater

A person with horrible taste.

Alice: what is favorite movie, Bob?
Bob: 50 shades of grey.
Alice: You are such a crapeater, don't talk to me anymore.

by Noolevoy June 10, 2018

Cramer Win

A defensive struggle, in which one team (usually managed by a redhead) luckily wins, although they would have lost to any other opponent in the league.

The Bills had a nice Cramer win against the lowly Titans today.

by Woodysanger October 7, 2018

Crapes

Balls

Pick my Crapes!

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