Colton

Someone who doesn’t really give a shit and would rather be left the fuck alone.

“hey there’s Colton, let’s just let him do his own thing and not get into his business.”

by Julie sue November 22, 2021

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021

Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.

Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling

by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020

Colton Philips

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut

The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips

by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020

Colton

Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.

Friend: Hey Colton just said he cheated on you
Me: Oh My God he is an Asshole

by Volleyballgirl2005 April 4, 2020

Colton

Colton. The worse name you can ever give your kid. They are the mostly a douchebag and make fun of people lower than him. If you date a colton beware. And even though his looks are good, trust me the true side will show.

"Uuuuuh, I dated colton and he was such a douche.

by Fuck him hes a douchebag April 16, 2020

Colton

faggot

Ya know colton? Oh yeah that faggot

by dddddddddde February 21, 2020