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Bethel Church

A megachurch located in Northern California. Well-known for its Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) and its Christian music label. It is also well known for its multi-pastoral support of the Trump presidency (including prophecy that the impeachment would not be seen through) and a church leader speaking out publicly against masks. Also known for one of its worship leaders traveling the country during the COVID-19 pandemic hosting mass worship events. Also known for its Changed Ministry which claims to "resolve same-sex attraction" through encountering the love of Jesus. Also known for its public stance against the Equality Act.
"Oh Bethel Church? Yeah their Changed ministry really traumatized me as a gay person."

"Bethel Church used to be where I connected to God the most, but once I learned about their Changed movement & other stances on social justice & politics, it became too painful to even go anymore."
by GodIsLoveSoWhyAren'tYou October 29, 2021
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Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.
I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again
by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018
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A church girl

Its a meme on youtube from Jan 22 2013 and say "I want a church girl that goes to church aNd ReAdS hEr bIbLe!" Or just a girl that goes to church
Dave:Hey did you see that one meme about a church girl? James:Yeah that was funny. Or, "Hey there goes a church girl".
by Jay_Theasurus May 15, 2022
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church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.
"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.
by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016
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church on the move

When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.
what's that? Oh shit the cops!! Church on the move!!
by Karl Burnham January 11, 2008
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Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.
Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.
by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009
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Cunt Church

The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".

But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.

Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.

Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.

That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.

-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
"I embrace the Cunt church,the Cunt god saved my son from masturbating to My Little Pony hentai"
by O***** November 14, 2017
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