adjective; an offensively funny person.
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
Get the Church Fart mug.After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.
by ICKYZ July 17, 2004
Get the Church Work mug.Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021
Get the The Horse Church mug.An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".
by CtownBishop July 6, 2022
Get the Church Announcement mug.When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.
by Karl Burnham January 11, 2008
Get the church on the move mug.Any person not knowings anything but going to church, attending church events and programs, singing churchy songs, dressing like yuppies, never doing anything wrong (according to the Bible) and don't want anything to do with those not of their same belief. They only go on mission trips that go to other Christian areas and with other churches that have the same belief system.
A church on 9600 E. Mill Plain Blvd., Vancouver, WA 98664...where there's huge number full of church freaks who know nothing else but going to church, attending churchy events and shunning those that don't agree with their ideas.
by Dave The Symphony May 19, 2011
Get the Church Freak mug.Where one or more people cut photos of naked women out of a playboy magazine and glue them to the door and/or walls ect. of a church. They do this in protest that sex is not a sin or dirty as most churches would have us believe. It is done by people in the porn scene movement,neohippie movement and porn hippie movementand underaged sex movement ect.
by Deep blue 2012 May 25, 2010
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